Sunday, November 2, 2008

Brokeback Clubhouse

I noticed Johan's tongue ring(pictured left) in his September 23rd start against the Cubbies. Johan often chews gum on the mound, but after watching him in this outing I was fairly certain that this is not gum in his mouth.

Just another reason why a Mets-Thing correspondent inside the Major Leagues recently reminded me, "All latin guys are Bi. You don't want to get in the showers when the latin guys are in there. You either have to go in with a brother or another white guy for protection".

Ron Gardenhire(Santana's manager in Minnesota), has a famous quote, well famous in the blogger world, about why he wouldn't shower when Johan Santana was around.... "If I'm going to get chased around the shower, it's going to be by my wife".

Don't shoot the messenger.